JAM[Z] OF THE WEEK

Here are the jamz of the week (two because I forgot to put one up last week because I was on Spring Break). Credit for showing me these jams goes to Zander and Tay respectively.
1.) WALKING ON THE SUN - EMPIRE OF THE SUN

2.) THE FASHION - LETTERS FROM THE AMBULANCE

BURGER JOINTS

Everybody's got their favorite. Whenever I go to a new place I always like trying the local burger spot. Its bound to be good. Recently I ventured to Crown Burgers in SLC which offers a heap of pastrami on top of the burger. It is delicious. Here's my top three favorite burger joints in no particular order:

THE KNOWLEDGE ON 3.2 B33R

So, because we are skiing in Utah, we inevitably had to go to the liquor store and try to figure out the odd laws here in the Mormon state. Thus, I did some research. 3.2 beer AKA "near beer" is measured by mass instead of by volume like regular beer. This means that the difference is less than you think. Utah beer is 4% as opposed to most Colorado brews which are around 5%. So, for every 10 beers you drink in the CO, you must consume 12 Utah-style beers or mix in a strong cocktail to keep on track. So stop complaining about 3.2, and step your game up.

Warlords of Gaikon

Yesterday, I drove to Park City for spring break shredding. On the way we stopped at a Flying J truckstop for refreshments. Among our purchases were a dream catcher, an animal tee, and the best audio tape we could have purchased. It was called Warlords of Gaikon and was an epic tale of battle in Dimension X where Blade becomes a warrior and occupies his time battling and seducing women. After a little research we discovered that there are actually 37 books in the series and we had listened to #18. I can only hope that we can listen to more on the way home.

JAM OF THE WEEK

I'm starting a new feature - jam of the week. I'll try to put one song I'm stoked on for the week up and then if you like it, get it or if you don't, then you don't have good taste in music.
THIS WEEKS JAM = ZION I - COASTIN'

TAPPED OUT

These things have been popping up all over facebook. And I got one thing to say - They're tapped out like a WWE wrestler.

CHA-CHA

For those of you who don't know, Cha-Cha is the new hot sh**. You text any question to Cha-Cha (242 242) and they answer it, providing it is answerable. Last night we were at the bar and we wanted to know exactly how big the worlds biggest liquor store is. I had recently found out from Cha-Cha that DaveCo liquors in Thornton, CO is the largest in the world and asked them for the square footage. They hit me back with 102,000 sq. ft. Damn. So go to this liquor store and start using Cha-Cha.

Chauncys

This is my house's new word for tool. If a guy is a tool, he's a chauncy too. Also you can call him chaunce (pronounced chawnce) for short. For example of chaunces check out hotchickswithdouchebags.com, watch Tool Academy on VH1 or see above:

Mississippi Mud

If you haven't tried this tasty cheap brew, you should. Its like three bucks a bottle, has about three beers worth of tasty brew and is called Mississippi Mud, so you know its good.